I Sometimes Wear Bowties

This was a recent exchange I had with a young woman, while having a beer (Golden Export) at GB, Tysons -

Her: Nice bowtie. Tie it yourself?
Me: Yep.
Her: How?
Me: It's easy; just think of tying your shoe, but from the perspective of the shoe.

I did get grief though, not for wearing a blue paisley bowtie, but for wearing it with a green checked shirt. I thought the look fetching, myself.